I’m quite positive that I would need to have everyone look into life insurance rates before giving anyone Stocking Stuffers: Homoerotic Christmas Tales around the tree. Seriously, just look at the picture. That is one filthy-looking Santa.
Of course, imagine the scene if someone didn’t realize how dirty it is, and a group reading ensued. That would be a Christmas to remember. The only thing worse would be if grandpa gifted everyone with boudoir photos, sans teeth. Ewwwww.
I don’t like spiders, but Jeaux here likes them far less. If it weren’t for the fact that she may still occasionally be checking in on this blog, I’d almost definitely stock up on some of these little spiders to place strategically around the Christmas tree. Of course, if I wanted to be nice, I’d get her some spider glue traps instead. She might actually get some use out of that.
Plastic 2″ Spider (Assorted)
Price: $0.15
Includes spider. Assorted.
Although I’ll be dreaming of a sleep number bed for Christmas (I wish!), there’s no doubt in my mind that some people will be dreaming of this book, The Redneck Manifesto. Having lived in a small Midwestern town for many years, I’m afraid I’m too close to the subjects to be amused by the humor.
Even still, I can definitely imagine a few people who would love to get this, and quite a few more who would be amused by receiving it as a gag gift.
The Redneck Manifesto
Price: $10.3
A somewhat serious exploration and a somewhat joyous celebration of the white underclass–from within. Copyright (C) Muze Inc. 2005. For personal use only. All rights reserved.
As we approach the holidays, I thought I’d do a series of posts on crazy and often ridiculous Christmas gifts. They’re not necessarily bad products, they’re just items that require a very specific taste. This “Cats for Peace T-Shirt” is a perfect example. I can definitely think of people I know who would love it, but the people who wouldn’t like it - well, they would REALLY dislike it. You could always go with more traditional cat supplies, of course, but isn’t this thing fun?
Cats for Peace T-Shirt M-XL
T-shirts given as promotional items are great, but they almost never seem to fit. Despite the fact that I have a closet full of free promotional t-shirts, I continue to buy better, more fitted t-shirts in stores. Today, I came across this “Where the Wild Things Are” t-shirt and I just love it.
It’s made by Junk Food, so I’m guessing that it’s super soft and made of a thinner cotton than most regular t-shirts. What do you think?
Wild Thing Tee
Price: $26.5
Cotton-poly. By Junk Food. Ivory. XS-XL. 25 1/2″ long. USA.
