Ugh. I’m starting to see bathing suits popping up in stores and I’m no where near ready to parade around a pool half-nekkid. I go through this every single year, around the end of February panic sets in and I start pricing exercise equipment, promising to hit the walking trail, maybe even join a sports team…if they even have sports teams for out of shape middle-aged women.
And every single year I fail to get into shape and have to fall back on camouflage…

No, not that kind of camouflage. While this camo swimsuit is cute, you’d have to be Victoria Secret model to pull it off.
What I’m talking about is swimsuits that help camouflage a less than perfect figure. Like this Kenneth Cole Reaction suit with halter top and skirted bottom.

Or this Slender Tunic Swimsuit from Land’s End.

Are you an old softie? Do you wear your heart on your sleeve? If so, then this hoodie is just the thing for you. It’s made of silky-soft cashmere and features a bright red heart on…you guessed it! The sleeve. Comes in small, medium, large and extra-large. And guys, this would make a great gift for your sweetie on Valentines Day!

I guess I’m lucky, at least in regards to shoe-size. I wear an eight to an eight and a half, which seems to be about average. But imagine for a moment, going into a shopping mall hoping to purchase a cute little pair of strappy sandals in a size 12, only to find that all the larger sized shoes look like they were designed for a nursing home resident and not a hip, happening girl like you! Or what if you yearned for a sexy stiletto and every shoe in your size had blinking lights, cartoon characters or rainbow shoestrings?
Fortunately, it appears the shoe-industry is finally taking notice of both full footed ladies and gals with petite feet. Up & Under Shoes, is an online womens shoe source that caters specifically to both larger and smaller than average sized feet. At Up & Under Shoes you can find all the hot new styles and designer brands you’ve been craving in sizes 4 to 6 and 10 to 13. They’re just a click away, so check them out!
I think I’ve mentioned I have a bit of a fixation with wrap dresses and tops, so here’s a couple for you mommas to be. This Puff Sleeve Drape Top is made of soft, voluminous knit. The longer length will cover those funny looking slacks panels and the tie at side will allow for future expansion. Comes in black or avocado.

This Mini Wrap Dress has puff sleeves and an adjustable tie for every stage of pregnancy. Ties at side for soft feminine look. Comes in black and a deep sea blue.

This cute Pirja handbag jumped out at me because of its bright color and unusual pear pattern. I love pears, those little Buddha’s of the fruit world, and I have them all over my house, but I find they’re generally underrepresented in the fashion world. The Pirja handbag is made of 100% cotton lightweight canvas. It measures 9.5″ by 6″ and has a zipper closure.

This tee is as much a work of art as a fashion statement. Supermaggie’s Marigold Sweetpea tees are hand dyed in fabulous saturated colors then layered with images taken from Maggie’s own garden. Tees are light weight cotton jersey, so they’re cool and comfy in the sizzling summer months, but you could wear it right into the fall, in fact, this one reminds me of Indian summer. These were printed in limited quantities so get yours before they’re all gone!

All too often, humorous t-shirts can be just a little too over-the-top. It’s nice to see one that’s both funny and cute. The Hug Dealer T-Shirt is just that. It’s just $15 and printed on a high quality American Apparel Tee, so it’s not a bad deal, either.
Yeah, I like wraps, okay? And I definitely wouldn’t wait for autumn to wear this cute top. This lightweight 100% cashmere wrap comes in three colors, shallot, (shown), aqua or sand dune (beige) I especially like the longer length and the slightly puffed sleeves that can be pushed up to show off all your cute bracelets. It’s a little pricey maybe, but hey, it’s cashmere.
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Okay, there have been a couple of wrap dress postings on here and I just want to make sure that we’re all clear on the possible downsides of wrap dresses. While it’s an almost universally flattering and forgiving style, there’s always the chance that there’s just not enough wrap to your dress. When you’re in the fitting room (or when the package comes in the mail), make sure you try standing, sitting, and bending in a variety of positions to make sure that you’re not making some poor sap pen letters like this one:
And on another note - Shame, shame SHAME on all the crazy people that have made these people afraid to make a decent and well-intentioned suggestion to the lady that’s giving the show. Am I the only one who wishes that some people would get a clue about what actually constitutes sexual harassment?
There are tons of T-shirts out there designed for grandma and grandpa, even dad, so I say it’s about time mom gets her own T! Cute tangerine top says; “Live Love Laugh…every moment counts, especially those precious moments with the kiddos”. Bright and trendy, for a great casual look with jeans…or maybe one of those full skirts, and a jean jacket possibly, maybe some cute little some sandals and some bracelets, maybe lots of bracelets…hmmmnnn, I may have to get me one of these tees…
T-shirt is 100% soft cotton jersey with a tapered waist and a great longer length…(am I the only one sick of the shorty shirts?)
Be sure to check out the give simple website for more great shirts celebrating mom!