Fickle Food

Heh…heh. This delightful copper shark cookie cutter brings out the sadist in me. Place your shark cookie, replete with pearly whites, on a plate alongside these cute little Gingerbread men and startle your guests! Shark cookie cutter measures 6″ by 3″, for a good-sized cookie. Gingerbread ABC Cookie Cutters, (already been chewed) are made of [...]

The Wacko Jacko mask is the scariest mask I have ever seen! I’m peeking through my fingers even as I type! Bbrrrrr! Halloween is on its way and it’s time to get that costume together. Mask; $30, scaring the bejesus out of the neighborhood kids and their parents as well? Priceless.

Norman…Norman! Yes mother….REEEEeee! Reeeeee! Reeee! Replay the scariest shower scene EVER every time you step into the bathroom! The Mad Mother Psychoshower Curtain makes a great guest room gag. Just in time for Halloween!

Oh this is SO cool! This is not your father’s piggy bank! The Pig E Bank accepts both paper money and change, but unlike a real bank Pig E won’t charge you for the privilege! He even talks to you when you feed him. A great way to teach kids to save! Another great product [...]

This is wrong on so many levels…yet curiously appealing. Apparently you have to “poke” the towel into the cat butt… Eeeewwww! It reminds me of the time our cat ate Christmas tree tinsel… If you know a cat lover with a strange sense of humor, the Cat Cloth towel holder would make a great gift.

So what your girlfriend told’ya? She was lying…size most definitely does matter! Are you a Mensa wannabee? Do you go around flaunting the size of your most important organ? Then this size matters tee-shirt for you. 100% preshrunk cotton, lots of colors and styles to chose from.

You don’t get much more welcoming than this Mat. If you’ve been wishing your welcome mat would put itself out there a bit more, this is the Mat for you. Before long Mat will feel like a member of the family, your friends will call it by name…”Hey Mat, how’ya doin?” Mat is made of [...]

Not what you thought huh? Boy do you have a dirty mind! The fabulous Banana Bunker is a plastic cover designed to keep your banana safe from bruising. It’s flexible, so size really doesn’t matter, the banana Bunker will keep any size banana safe from harm. And it’s clear, so you can take a peek [...]

Yeah, I know it probably isn’t politically correct but I nearly laughed my butt off when I saw these. My husband runs a nursing home and I’ve nearly been mowed down by real racing grannies when it’s time for Bingo! These wind up racing grannies have house shoes, walkers with shopping basket and a sweater [...]

You’ve probably heard the old saying, “You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can’t pick your friend’s nose.” Well, now you can. I just saw these cool party glasses, and assuming that you pour the drinks, you most definitely can pick your friend’s nose. You get 24 for about [...]